![]() “Chris Pratt is a 10 out of 10,” Tom said, celebrating. “It’s a deconstruction of the relationship between the audience and their expectations of the text as defined by the medium through which it is expressed”, said Tom, departing. “Send all the bugs to China!” Tom said unimportantly “I’m going to stop coloring my skin,” Tom said unimportantly ![]() “Here are a thousand grams of water”, Tom said literally “Getting your soul sucked out might be cool,” Tom said fundamentally. “Every single one of them stank,” Tom recalled. “I’ll explain some basic facts about the second planet,” Tom said intravenously. “There used to be seven, but now there are four,” Tom said deceptively. “I can’t stop thinking about peanut butter candy,” Tom responded. “I used to be a salmon,” Tom said beneficially. “After Kant’s death, he left his old machine gun to forces plotting a military coup,” Tom said, willing that his maxim could make a general rule. “We should go to the petting zoo, I hear they have cattle now,” Tom said, compatible with me.ĥ0. “I’ve stolen the treasures of the Shrine of the Bab,” Tom said, high-falutin’.Ĥ9. “Your hair looks terrible,” Tom said distressingly. “How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real?”, Tom asked unreliably. “My former wife mentioned me in her newest paper,” Tom said excitedly. “Let’s make a deal – I’ll stop doing sit-ups if you do,” Tom said abstrusely. “Let the other guy take the paddle,” Tom said heroically. “Weasley for president!” Tom said electronically. “Everyone’s date of birth is in 2007,” Tom said alternatively. “This new-ideas conference has sure gotten effeminately quaint.” Tom tweeted. “I’m not going to give that jerk Procrustes the satisfaction,” Tom said self-defeatingly. “We should give the Western US back to the Native Americans,” Tom said unsettlingly.ģ9. “Maybe he was knighted for his contributions to Austrian economics,” Tom surmises.ģ8. “Germany should exit the Eurozone” Tom remarked. “If you were any good you’d have the Ambassador’s job,” Tom said disconsolately. “I’ll never be an A-list celebrity” Tom berated. “Help, I’ve been buried alive!” Tom engraved.ģ4. “Every time the server goes down, I have a Norse god zap it with lightning to get it back up,” Tom said with authority.ģ3. “I think China has enough foreign exchange reserves,” Tom said for example.ģ2. “Is the guy in that coffin Dracula, or just an ordinary corpse?” Tom countermanded.ģ1. “I’m writing a book based on ‘The Tell-Tale Heart’, except instead of a horror story it’s a comedy,” Tom said politely.ģ0. “The mailman just left my mail on the dirty ground?! Really?!” Tom said postindustrially.Ģ9. “For here I am, sitting in a tin can, re-entering Earth’s atmosphere,” Major Tom said incandescently.Ģ8. “I’ve gotten 0.028 countries to join together in a political and economic union,” Tom said in his milieu.Ģ7. “SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!” Tom said, skulkingly.Ģ6. “I guess I lost the genetic lottery,” Tom said, drawing a portrait.Ģ5. “He’s sleeping six feet under now,” Tom said depressed.Ģ4. “The new environmental regulations will make mineral extraction less profitable,” Tom said, determined.Ģ3. “But they dug too greedily, and too deep,” Tom undermined.Ģ2. “I was running late today, so I had lunch in my cubicle,” Tom incubated.Ģ1. “Godzilla, I can’t believe you devoured part of South Africa,” Tom transvaluated.Ģ0. “My karate instructor died,” Tom said, desensitized.ġ9. “The defibrillator worked!” Tom said, repulsed.ġ8. “I went rock-climbing with my girlfriend,” Tom updated.ġ7. “We’ve been pinned underneath fallen logs,” Tom said treasonously.ġ6. “I’m here helping people displaced by the earthquake,” Tom said with intensity.ġ5. “I used to be a priest, but I was defrocked for an improper relationship on the job,” Tom said inundated at work.ġ4. “I’m using behavioral conditioning to train lions to keep quiet,” Tom said to Rorschach.ġ3. “I’m not going to make a deathbed conversion,” Tom said diagnostically.ġ2. “Why yes ma’am, I AM the Tom from those Twitter one-liners you’ve heard,” Tom said pungently.ġ1. “Look, a Confederate general!” Tom said icily.ġ0. “I’m an only child,” Tom said in unison.ĩ. “Little plays are such a useful way to teach children good behavior,” Tom said schizoaffectively.Ĩ. “You’ll have to stand,” Tom said deceitfully.Ħ. ![]() “It said he was eaten by a bare, so either that’s a typo or he was devoured by the act of exposing something,” Tom said verbatim.ĥ. “Back during Late Antiquity, everyone lived in fear of Attila and his hordes,” Tom said a hundred times.Ĥ. “Stay away from nuns,” Tom said conventionally.ģ. “She eventually absorbed so much radiation that her bottom half mutated into a fish’s tail,” Tom said mercurially.Ģ. ![]()
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